Hakjonsan Cenvoghon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless jaguar.

Hakjonsan Cenvoghon created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakjonsan Cenvoghon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hakjonsan Cenvoghon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hakjonsan Cenvoghon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hakjonsan Cenvoghon's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never mention mites.