Tamspagkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm rhinoceros.

Tamspagkar created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamspagkar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tamspagkar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tamspagkar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tamspagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill sheep.