Mobsawfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Mobsawfut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsawfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobsawfut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mobsawfut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mobsawfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Mobsawfut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear gray.