Stipwikgutzagrat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane rat.

Stipwikgutzagrat created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stipwikgutzagrat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipwikgutzagrat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stipwikgutzagrat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stipwikgutzagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to ducks while wearing magenta jumpers.