Fligpognarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying hydra.

Fligpognarl created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligpognarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligpognarl, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fligpognarl's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fligpognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near seals while wearing gray ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.