Carbonkarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Carbonkarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carbonkarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Carbonkarp, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Carbonkarp's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Carbonkarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Carbonkarp loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.