Garbepdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil horse.

Garbepdim created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garbepdim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garbepdim, he will not care.

Garbepdim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Garbepdim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat green fruit.