Mongudstan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful jellyfish.

Mongudstan created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongudstan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mongudstan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mongudstan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Mongudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Mongudstan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Mongudstan on top of all buildings.