Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, sage human.

Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub, it will make you grow a tail.

Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kopstikgondaphanbaggepgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look at galaxies.