Pongabman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering wasp.

Pongabman created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pongabman, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pongabman, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pongabman's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pongabman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Pongabman in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Pongabman loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.