Fudveendam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident shrew.

Fudveendam created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudveendam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudveendam, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudveendam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fudveendam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never hurt birds.