Stragmatzening is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic badger.

Stragmatzening created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmatzening, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stragmatzening, it will not care.

Stragmatzening's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Stragmatzening's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing hats.

5. Do not take Stragmatzening's name in vain.