Migrullansom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient raccoon.

Migrullansom created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migrullansom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migrullansom, it will not care at all.

Migrullansom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Migrullansom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never mention nematodes.