Funponmet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless chinchilla.

Funponmet created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funponmet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Funponmet, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Funponmet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Funponmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear violet shoes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Funponmet.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured ducks.