Nulgighas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident unicorn.

Nulgighas created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulgighas, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulgighas, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nulgighas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nulgighas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if eight swans approach from the west.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not take Nulgighas' name in vain.