Fetarpcid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented monkey.

Fetarpcid created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetarpcid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetarpcid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetarpcid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fetarpcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Fetarpcid three times a day.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never mention ducks.