Fetarpcid is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented
monkey.
Fetarpcid created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetarpcid, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fetarpcid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Fetarpcid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Fetarpcid's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured foxes.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. You must pray to Fetarpcid three times a day.
4. Do not speak about spinach.
5. Never mention ducks.