Pagnursid is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy
naga.
Pagnursid created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pagnursid, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Pagnursid, it will have a low opinion of you.
Pagnursid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Pagnursid's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick mites.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.
3. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing turquoise jumpers.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never write about dark energy.