Bethon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous whale.

Bethon created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Bethon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bethon, she will torture you forever.

Bethon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bethon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if three dogs approach from the west.
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