Mablunnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous yak.

Mablunnat created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mablunnat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mablunnat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mablunnat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mablunnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.