Getgidvedren is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able newt.

Getgidvedren created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Getgidvedren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Getgidvedren, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Getgidvedren's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Getgidvedren's Holy Commandments

1. Getgidvedren loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never sprint in holy places.
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