Safvadstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced squirrel.

Safvadstrag created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Safvadstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safvadstrag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Safvadstrag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Safvadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safvadstrag.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sprint in the presence of mice.