Lambetort is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak scorpion.

Lambetort created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambetort, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lambetort, she will turn you into a mouse.

Lambetort's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lambetort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat rice.
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