Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless crow.

Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen, she will be very sad.

Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nartcibrilcedbitflapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to pigs while wearing brown boots.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near sharks while wearing indigo coats and balancing five gold spheres on your face.