Kenkapdun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, weak chicken.

Kenkapdun created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenkapdun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenkapdun, she will turn you into a frog.

Kenkapdun's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kenkapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kenkapdun.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never write about dark energy.
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