Quattailhin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless salamander.

Quattailhin created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quattailhin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quattailhin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quattailhin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quattailhin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quattailhin.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. You must love Quattailhin.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Quattailhin's name in vain.