Fitzenloop is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest
ant.
Fitzenloop created a top quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Fitzenloop, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fitzenloop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Fitzenloop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Fitzenloop's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing cyan dresses.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never run near cats.
4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.
5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.