Fitzenloop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest ant.

Fitzenloop created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fitzenloop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitzenloop, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fitzenloop's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fitzenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing cyan dresses.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never run near cats.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.