Dinloplarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable aardvark.

Dinloplarg created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinloplarg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinloplarg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dinloplarg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dinloplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.

2. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinloplarg.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.