Flygamvad Ontgupgil is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flygamvad Ontgupgil created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygamvad Ontgupgil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flygamvad Ontgupgil, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Flygamvad Ontgupgil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flygamvad Ontgupgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Flygamvad Ontgupgil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your neck.