Bepsugrut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless goose.

Bepsugrut created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepsugrut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepsugrut, it will turn you into a rat.

Bepsugrut's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bepsugrut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the west.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat peas.