Habwig is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical
cow.
Habwig created energy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Habwig, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Habwig, he will turn you into a worm.
Habwig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Habwig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about chlorophyll.
2. Never feed coconuts to eagles while wearing rings.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Hide if three snakes approach from the east.