Voggepgemgatlabtip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring mongoose.

Voggepgemgatlabtip created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voggepgemgatlabtip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Voggepgemgatlabtip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Voggepgemgatlabtip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Voggepgemgatlabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Voggepgemgatlabtip.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.