Budtabbut is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying yak.

Budtabbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budtabbut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budtabbut, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Budtabbut's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Budtabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Worship no other gods but Budtabbut.

3. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing shorts.

4. Budtabbut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Budtabbut on top of all buildings.