Zakmonrul is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able crow.

Zakmonrul created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakmonrul, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakmonrul, she will turn you into a tree.

Zakmonrul's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Zakmonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Zakmonrul first in all things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Zakmonrul loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.