Cunfubton is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, smart elephant.

Cunfubton created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfubton, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunfubton, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cunfubton's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cunfubton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention eagles.