Bigtonfatyog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident goat.

Bigtonfatyog created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigtonfatyog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigtonfatyog, it will be very unhappy.

Bigtonfatyog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bigtonfatyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Run away from black nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.