Cimkiktarg Vindudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving hydra.

Cimkiktarg Vindudwod created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimkiktarg Vindudwod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cimkiktarg Vindudwod, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cimkiktarg Vindudwod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cimkiktarg Vindudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cimkiktarg Vindudwod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.