Kapfidsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical fish.

Kapfidsad created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapfidsad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kapfidsad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kapfidsad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kapfidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Kapfidsad's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.