Bopbusrull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless warg.

Bopbusrull created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbusrull, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bopbusrull, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bopbusrull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bopbusrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must pray to Bopbusrull five times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bopbusrull.

5. Do not shave your legs.