Wonbumwot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous fly.

Wonbumwot created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbumwot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonbumwot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wonbumwot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wonbumwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing red shirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.