Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish capybara.

Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig, he will strike you with lightening.

Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sak Farbumkabguppibraw Bomtimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never feed lots of corn to goats while wearing brown rings.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never run in the presence of voles.