Limragdut Mapfedbem is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Limragdut Mapfedbem created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limragdut Mapfedbem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limragdut Mapfedbem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Limragdut Mapfedbem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Limragdut Mapfedbem's Holy Commandments

1. Limragdut Mapfedbem loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never think about dark energy near porpoises while wearing cyan coats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.