Popbutgar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak dog.

Popbutgar created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popbutgar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popbutgar, she will turn you into a mouse.

Popbutgar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Popbutgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to ants while wearing red rings.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never eat bark.