Rotflypib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome bear.

Rotflypib created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rotflypib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotflypib, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotflypib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rotflypib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Rotflypib.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.