Quimgenman is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow wolf.

Quimgenman created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimgenman, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimgenman, he will boil you in a big pot.

Quimgenman's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quimgenman's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing corsets.

5. Never write about optics.