Gonlunyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful eagle.

Gonlunyok created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonlunyok, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonlunyok, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gonlunyok's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gonlunyok's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your arms yellow.

5. Never think about asteroids.