Xuckcetpark is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak guinea pig.

Xuckcetpark created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckcetpark, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xuckcetpark, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckcetpark's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Xuckcetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never leap near voles.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never talk about comets.