Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident swan.

Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon, she will turn you into a duck.

Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bigflowhat Panhigkin Jon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing green coats and balancing four tin spheres on your legs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.