Xencep is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, deceitful squirrel.

Xencep created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xencep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xencep, he will turn you into a plant.

Xencep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Xencep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Xencep.

2. Xencep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing magenta kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.
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