Gomkankentan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humorless lion.

Gomkankentan created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomkankentan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gomkankentan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gomkankentan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gomkankentan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gomkankentan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.