Hanyakman is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong turtle.

Hanyakman created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanyakman, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hanyakman, it will turn you into a rat.

Hanyakman's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hanyakman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hanyakman's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Hide from brown tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if seven bats approach from the east.

5. Run away from turquoise grasshopers, for they are unholy.